Prev | Current Page 93 | Next

Adams, Samuel Hopkins, 1871-1958

"Average Jones"


Under the "favored applications clause," a person whose knowledge of
any particular subject was unique and authoritative, whether the
topic were Esperanto or fistiana, went to the head of the
waiting--list automatically and had his initiation fee remitted. Hence,
Average Jones was confident of a helpful reply to his message of
inquiry, which summed up his conclusions and surmises thus far:
"Cosmic CLUB, NEW YORK CITY:
Refer following to geographical expert: Where
is large, shallow, unmapped body of salt water in
United States, or near border, surrounded by hot,
snake-infested desert and mountainous country, reputed
to contain gold? Spanish associations indicated. Wire
details and name of best guide, if obtainable.
A. JONES."
The reply was disappointing:
"Cyrus C. Allen absent from town. Will forward your wire.
"COSMIC CLUB."
Well poised as Average Jones normally was, he chafed over the
ensuing delay of four days, each of which gave the colonel's
expedition just so much start upon its unknown course.


Pages:
81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 101 102 103 104 105
GRY Biomasa Połóg ekspresy do kawy tanie wizytówki